Month: September 2009 (page 2 of 3)

Tim Schafer’s Genius

Back in the day when I was wearing braces and LucasArts was involved with games other than the Star Wars franchise, I got my hands on a six-pack of games from that publisher. It included Indiana Jones & the Fate of Atlantis, which was a better story than the latest film and executed in a far more appealing way, and Sam & Max Hit the Road which is about as madcap an experience as I had at that age. The other memorable entry from that box was Day of the Tentacle, which like the previous two was an adventure game in the SCUMM engine, and distinguished itself with very clever writing that made you laugh and think in equal portions throughout the experience.

The mind behind the game belongs to Tim Schafer. He continued to show his chops as one of the very finest in both game design and smart writing at LucasArts with his follow-ups, Full Throttle and Grim Fandango. Nowhere else have I ever seen stuffed clockwork bunnies used to clear a minefield, nor are you likely to find another game where soft, noir music accompanies characters looking like the stuff of Aztec nightmares. However, it wasn’t long after the release of the latter game that LucasArts kicked out anybody unwilling to enslave themselves to the Star Wars franchise, and a lot of people like Tim were left looking for work.

Rather than hire himself out, Tim Schafer opened his own design studio called Double Fine. The first production of Double Fine was Psychonauts, an action-adventure about a young psychic named Razputin who runs away from the circus to join a summer camp where he can learn to use his mental abilities. Raz is already something of a prodigy and gets himself in without having to pay tuition. Karma’s rather unforgiving, however, and soon he’s put to work by the camp’s staff to help uncover a dangerous threat by exploring the minds of people around him. It’s fun, colorful, original, smart, and very funny in places.

I only picked up Psychonauts recently after recovering from the nearly crippling injury I’d inflicted on myself for not doing so sooner and found myself as delighted as I was during the rocking strains of Full Throttle‘s soundtrack or seeing Manny don a fine suit in Grim Fandango. It’s been a while since Double Fine’s been heard from, but they’re coming back with a rocking vengeance in October (or should that be Rocktober?) with Brütal Legend.

Jack Black lends his voice to Eddie Riggs, a roadie who is the absolute best in the business and carries on kicking ass behind the scenes despite his belief that real heavy metal is dead. He soon finds himself in a parallel world where demons have enslaved humanity and everything looks like a cross between an Iron Maiden video and Nordic mythology. Riggs, armed with his Flying V guitar (or “axe” if you will), an enchanted axe (an actual battle-axe in this case), and some sort of hot rod, has an entire world of metal to explore and it’s unclear if he’s been chose to become the world’s savior or its destroyer. Either way, it’s incredibly metal and I’d love to play the full version when it releases next month. I believe a demo will appear on X-Box Live Arcade soon, and the best thing about demos for games like this and Batman: Arkham Asylum is that they’re free.

Tim Schafer is an inspiration to anybody who writes speculative fiction or has ideas that might be seen as somewhat off the wall. Check out the opening of Brütal Legend, and whatever you might be thinking of writing, be sure to make it just a little more metal.

On The Tube: Fall Preview

Courtesy MEAP Careers

Sweeps is once again upon us, and new shows and old favorites alike are vying for your television attention and advertising market share. Below you’ll find the shows I’ll be tuning in for and why. I have to admit this post is somewhat short and formulaic, but an appointment with the dentist and pending deadlines make blogging an interesting prospect. Oh, and I’ll still be watching the Daily Show & Colbert Report, when they’re not on super-long vacations.

Monday
House
Our favorite brilliant jerkass diagnostician returns, and he’s in rehab. Like being without a team, I anticipate this will last a few episodes.

Heroes
The last couple seasons of Heroes have been, to be honest, a bit disappointing. Still, the writing of the characters remains mostly consistent and I have to admit that Hiro is a delight to watch.

Trauma
Danielle and I are both interested in this. It looks like it has all the drama of an ER-style medical show with enough explosions to get the attention of the MythBusters crowd.

Tuesday
NCIS
Season 6 ended on a cliffhanger with Ziva in the hands of some very bad people. We’re told we won’t know what’s coming in Season 7. All I know is, I better see Gibbs and DiNozzo kicking tons of ass to get their assassin colleague back.

NCIS: Los Angeles
I think the backdoor pilot for this is on our FiOS OnDemand service, and I think I’ll watch it before tuning in to the premiere next Tuesday. Chris O’Donnell’s not bad, I like LL Cool J quite a bit, and they’re basing this show off of a winning premise. I hear one strain of ‘The Who’ playing while Chris reaches for his sunglasses, though, and I’m out.

Wednesday
Law & Order: SVU
The cast of this show has stayed consistent throughout the years, with the notable exception of the rather attractive Assisant DA’s who oversee the Special Victims Unit’s cases. But I really like everybody in the show, from Dann Florek’s unflappable Captain Kragen to the two pairs of partners – with Richard Belzer and Ice-T edging out Chris Meloni and Mariska Hargitay just a bit due to sheer hilarity – and the inclusion of B.D. Wong and Tamara Tunie have improved the show even more. Really looking forward to this new season.

Thursday
Bones
This is a show I need to do an in-depth “On The Tube” post about, but suffice it to say that I’ve really liked it since its first season, and I’ll be really looking forward to the cast returning for more forensic fun.

Fringe
Again, I need to do an in-depth post on this one. Unlike the labyrinthine shark-jumping Lost, Fringe has been very consistent in its high level of intrigue, entertainment, and ability to retain the viewer. It’s reminiscent of The X-Files, in a way, but instead of two FBI agents, you have an FBI agent, a con artist, and a mad scientist. And a cow.

Friday
Dollhouse
Joss Whedon might not be the most brilliant writer in the world, but he does know how to put together a good TV series. I hear Jamie Bamber and Michael Hogan of Battlestar Galactica will be guest stars this season, along with Summer Glau. If Summer Glau’s in it, you can bet I’m probably watching it.

Still To Come
Chuck
Slated to return as a mid-season replacement for Heroes, the adventures of the world’s most unlikely spy can’t come back soon enough. Zachary Levi’s a fantastic talent, Yvonne Strzechowski is a delightful find, and Adam Baldwin hasn’t been this much fun to watch since Firefly.

Burn Notice
Michael, Fiona, Sam and Madeline will be around to make the winter months a bit hotter. This is another show for which I’ll be chomping at the bit.

It looks to be a decent fall season, and I will be weighing in from time to time with more on the new shows, as well as those in-depth posts on my favorites. Television might be the opiate for the 21st-century masses, but if you know where to look, you can still find good storytelling.

Double Standards

Courtesy Salon.com

It’s staggering how much can change in a few short years, isn’t it? During the previous administration, if you spoke out against the President or his policies, you were quickly shouted down as a moron at the very least, and possibly called a terrorist sympathizer or a Communist. Nowadays, if you speak a word of protest against the President and what he stands for, pundits come out of the woodwork to laud your patriotism and common sense, and you just might land yourself a show on Fox News.

Back when the words “Mission Accomplished” were first getting batted around in reference to the wars in the Middle East, saying that the wars were being mishandled got you called a coward and you’d quickly find yourself being sanctioned by any conservative within earshot. Talk about health care getting mishandled now, and you’re a hero. I could go on but I’d rather not belabor the point.

More and more a double standard is emerging. If your political party is in power, anybody who disagrees with you should be rounded up lest they begin an insurgence or secession movement. If they aren’t, it’s a moral obligation for you to protest their policies as loudly as possible and if they won’t listen, maybe it’s time to secede. The more the issue is examined the more ridiculous it becomes. I’ve said before we should treat our disagreements more as debates and less like open warfare. Shouting louder than your opponent in order to win an argument last worked as a system for political disagreements in the days of ancient Sparta. As eager as I’m sure Bill O’Reilly and Rush Limbaugh would be to grow manly beards and comport themselves in leather thongs (ew…) if that’s what it takes, I doubt Ann Coulter or Andrea Tantaros would be that keen on the idea.

How about this: Let’s put down the defaced photographs depicting Obama as Hitler and stop acting like we’re on a slippery slope into a Stalinesque meat grinder. Let’s actually talk about our differences of opinion and work together to find a common solution between them, rather than pointing out every potential character flaw and scandal as reasons why the opposition’s reasoning is stupid. Because, clearly, the errant behavior of a couple people within the party show the moral bankruptcy of the party at large, since political parties and ideologies are obviously a homogeneous group of individuals with identical viewpoints and lifestyles, so if one of them is a Communist, the entire group is Red.

Not that such reasoning applies to the Republican party, of course. If it did, their party is composed entirely of pederasts and closet homosexuals.

IT CAME FROM NETFLIX! Revolver

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Guy Ritchie is not the sort of director who stays with an established formula for success. Instead of copying the characters and themes from one film wholesale and pasting them into another, he takes his ideas as a foundation upon which to build something new. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels established his knack for gritty English crime drama, witty dialog and introduced the world to Jason Statham and Vinnie Jones. His next film, Snatch, took the notion of his first and spun in a few extra plots and one of Brad Pitt’s most hilarious and memorable performances. Unfortunately, after that he tried to do his wife Madonna a good turn by putting her in a romantic comedy (Swept Away), and when that flopped he rushed back to his baseline material. In doing so, however, he went about a hundred miles too far, and the result is Revolver. It stars Jason Statham, Ray Liotta, Vincent Pastore, André Benjamin, Mark Strong and Francesca Annis.

Courtesy Samuel Goldwyn

During his seven-year stint in jail, con artist Jake Green (Jason Statham, rocking manly stubble and rather long hair) has developed “The Formula,” a strategy for coming out on top in any game or situation, thanks to being incarcerated between a brilliant chess master and a fellow con man. They break out without him after planning to leave as a trio, and when Jake emerges he uses The Formula to earn some cash at casinos. His winning streak brings him attention from the wrong sort of people. It’s at about this point the movie starts to go berserk.

While Snatch was complex, with various plots ranging from underground boxing to jewel heists to caravan-focused confidence games, Revolver makes that previous film look like a completely linear and uncomplicated story. Between the changes in time and perspective, repeated obfuscatory quotes on philosophy and strategy, and veiled references to Kabbalah and numerology, the film follows a twisted and inscrutable path that would shame the likes of Daedalus’ Labyrinth. It turns around on itself more than once, like a dog chasing its tail or a suspect attempting to elude the authorities in a high-speed chase through a crowded city. To me, this means you are either going to love this movie, or it’s going to piss you off.

Like Donnie Darko and Memento, the film dares us to try and keep up. With characters portrayed with unapologetic gravity, plot lines more tangled than a fresh batch of spaghetti, and concepts that might seem completely alien to the average viewer, Revolver makes no promises and adheres to no cinematic traffic laws – you best buckle up and hold on tight. It’s the kind of ride that some people live for and causes others to lose their lunch. It’s a polarizing film, as it will either spur you to watch it again to try and catch everything you missed, or make you want to fling the disc out of the window in sheer frustration. The film is available on Netflix’s instant queue, so if you do watch it and it does piss you off, I recommend closing the browser rather than using your computer as a projectile.

For the record, I think Revolver veers into pretentiousness on a couple occasions and might be trying too hard to be included with the likes of the brilliant Donnie Darko and the unforgettable Memento. On the other hand, the characters inhabit their roles so compellingly and the direction is done with such aplomb that it’s difficult for me to get really angry at the film. It’s like being handed a refreshing beverage in a container that’s been frozen, glued, or otherwise sealed in a way that’s not immediately obvious: the contents are delicious and you’re bound to enjoy it, but you have to be willing to endure some frustration at the hands of someone who thinks they’re extremely clever. You might think they are and roll with it, or you might think they’re a jerkass and toss the drink back in their face.

Your mileage may vary.

Josh Loomis can’t always make it to the local megaplex, and thus must turn to alternative forms of cinematic entertainment. There might not be overpriced soda pop & over-buttered popcorn, and it’s unclear if this week’s film came in the mail or was delivered via the dark & mysterious tubes of the Internet. Only one thing is certain… IT CAME FROM NETFLIX.

Cut Scenes: MacKenzie’s End

Courtesy jesseengland.net

Since Lighthouse is being written entirely in first person, scenes like this will no longer appear in the text. This doesn’t make them bad scenes, however: they just don’t fit into the perspective. I’m trying to maintain some mystery and suspense in the story, after all. Anyway, here’s a murder scene from the original iteration of the completed novel for your reading pleasure.

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